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• I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxxvii, 25
• When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young.
  Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part....
• I am old!
• I like the whiskey old and the women young.
• Quote #61 "I have been Foolish and Deluded, and I am a Bear of No Brain at All." -- Pooh
• If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
• I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
  -- Paul Erdo...
• I am not a 32 year old woman.
• MONAGE A TROIS - I am three years old.