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I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, The Author's Preface...
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
I was standing in the kitchen one day, fixing a sandwich or something, when suddenly I heard a very distinct "sneeze" emanate from the fridge.
Naturally curious, I opened the door and scrutinized th...
I was standing on the corner of the street, as quiet as quiet could be.
When a great big ugly man came up--and tied his horse to me. -- Bea Lillie...
I was stopped once for going 53 in a 35-mile zone, but I told 'em I had dyslexia.
-- Spanky (Steve McFarlin)...
I was stupid, I was expendable, and here I am.
I was such a pacifist I used to get beaten up by Quakers -- Woody Allen,Sleepe
I was sufficiently interested in the picture's success to contact Stanford University Research Institute so they could find out why it was such a big hit.
But when they wanted $75,000 to do the resea...
I was supposed to bring the ammo? -- Famous Last Word
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....

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