I Was Standing On The Corner Of The Street, As Quiet As Quiet Could Be.
I was standing on the corner of the street, as quiet as quiet could be. When
a great big ugly man came up--and tied his horse to me.
-- Bea Lillie
Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?...
A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered by the side of the street.
Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned out of his window to ask an onlooker what was going on....
When stars are in the quiet skies, Then most I pine for thee
Bend on me then thy tender eyes, As stars look on the sea....
An ancient pagan, who in pagandom was renowned and praised for his wisdom, sailed on the same ship with a wicked man.
When the ship was in distress the wicked man lifted up his voice in prayer, but the wise man said to him...
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.