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• Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
  Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?...
• A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered by the side of the street.
  Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned out of his window to ask an onlooker what was going on....
• Be quiet!
• When stars are in the quiet skies, Then most I pine for thee
  Bend on me then thy tender eyes, As stars look on the sea....
• An ancient pagan, who in pagandom was renowned and praised for his wisdom, sailed on the same ship with a wicked man.
  When the ship was in distress the wicked man lifted up his voice in prayer, but the wise man said to him...
• One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.