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I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
-- J. Danforth Quayle, quoted in "Time", 8...
I was right where the bullets were the thickest! Underneath the ammunition truck. -- Lou Costello
I was Rush Limbaugh in a previous life.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, Got any shoes you're not using? -- Steven Wrigh...
I was sane once... didn't like it.
I was sane once. Didn't particularly care for the experience.
I was saying, continued the Rocket, I was saying - What was I saying?
You were talking about yourself, replied the Roman Candle....
I was sitting in the lap of luxury--and then luxury stood up.
I was sitting with a little girl of eight one afternoon.
She looked up from her Hans Andersen and said, "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage, Mr....
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh

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