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• I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers. -- Woody Allen, Sleepe
• I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
  -- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...
• Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle