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I was brought up in the other service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was my natural master and captain and friend.
I saw that he was in the right, and that the world cringed to his conqu...
I was BSer long before I became a BBSer!
I was charged on minestrone, and invincible. -- Vicki Brown, about AI programming.
I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates, who said... I drank what? -- Real Geniu
I was dating this girl for two years--and right away the nagging sta
I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binde...
I was doing fine until I realised it was EBCDIC.
I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, "Help wanted", "Self-serve".
So, I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and le...
I was driving my car around, I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal.
Just to confuse people behind me. I hit the gas and the brake lights go on....
I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.

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