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I was playing with my navel.
I was poking around on my filesystem the other day, and discovered a directory named /vaporware.
It was emtpy....
I was project manager at Edwards Airforce Base during Colonel J.
P. Stapp's experimental crash research testing on the track at North Base....
I was promised on a time To have reason for my rhyme
From that time unto this season, I received nor rhyme nor reason....
I was raised a country child.
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old.
At least, that's what he told us in the letter. -- Drew Carey...
I was reading Cosmopolitan and there was a woman on the cover and I thought maybe I should change my image.
Maybe I should be more like that woman on the cover. How she's posed with the blouse ope...
I was reading the Christian Science Monitor. The news in that paper is just as terrible as it is in the other papers, only you think it's better.
-- Goodman Ace...
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wrigh
I was real calm about the operation. Till I realized what I was doing.
I'm lying there naked. On a table in front of people I don't know....

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