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I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
-- Richard Feynma...
I was born nude, and I wish to be buried nude. -- Elle MacPherson, 1995
I was born smiling.
I was born this way! What's your excuse?
I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug!
I was born to dance, I've got a rhythm romance going with my shoes. -- NL
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. The north side of my town faced east and the east was facing south.
-- The Who...
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin -- Jack Fudd
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