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I was just being polite, sir. -- Worf to Picard, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
I was just looking at her name tag, Honest.
I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie....!
I was known as the chief grave robber of my state. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
I was lying in the street moaning and groaning from an attack of asthma when the driver of a library truck stuck his head out of the window and said, "Shh!
Shh!" -- Stanley Myron Handelma...
I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years.
The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate....
I was merely pointing out that smuggling aristcrats out from under the noses of French revolutionaries is about as difficult as putting on a hat.
-- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...

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