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• I was in love once when I was young. But then I became attached to the Bureau.
• How long can I stay away before it's too late to come back?
• Fry: That's it! You can only take my money for so long before you take it all and I say enough!
• Why I Became A Woman" by Mike Hunt -- Booktip of the month
• He became mellow before he became ripe. -- Alexander Woolco
• I could be a country-western singer. I just got done writing my latest song
  If I had met you earlier, I would have gotten rid of you long before now....
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...