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• Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining
  What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people?...
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....