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I was hoping that you might play the title role, sir.
What a roaringly good idea. What's the play called?...
I was, I am, I will be, is a question of grammar and not of existance -- B.
M. Cioran (1911- ), The Temptation to Exi...
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky---but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
-- Emo Phillip...
I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the ladies' home.
.. Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged?...
I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading.
Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question....
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
...
I was in bed one night when my boyfriend Ernie said, "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?
I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around." -- Bette Midle...
I was in love once when I was young. But then I became attached to the Bureau.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...

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