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I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious.
I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead thi...
I was all ear, And took in strains that might create a soul Under the ribs of death.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 560...
I was almost shot and killed before the opening credits! -- Woody Allen, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?
I was a mild-mannered computer jockey... until I discovered karaoke!
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow....
I was an impartial observer to the 60's.
I Was an Incubator Baby and She Was the Girl Next Door. -- Harry Ruby
I was an infinitely hot and dense dot. -- Mark Leyne
I was an only child. Eventually.
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that &l
B>where<B> I was flying made what I was doing spying....

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