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• When I emerged from my mothers uterus, I was the size of a chicken bouillon cube and Father said to the obstetricia
  `I realise that at this age it's difficult to prognosticate his chances for a productive life, but if he's going to to remain six-sided & 0....
• I'm not super man. But I am very dense.
• I have no idea what that meant. - Do
• A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. -- Cyrano de Bergerac
• Life would be infinitely happier if could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• My first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian-an early Indian.
  Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan....
• BDU: Branch on Dense Use
• Subtlety is wasted on the dense.
• I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...