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• Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog.
  But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed....
• I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA.
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane when a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island.
  When several days passed without rescue, the couple and their pilot sank into a despondent silence....
• I'll never forget the time I was flying over Milwaukee and the pilot said, "We're now approaching the great city
  let's set our watches back one hundred years." -- Jack E. Leonard...
• Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot. Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm.
  Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let you do most of the work....
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