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I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. -- Steven Wrigh
I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillip
I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!
I was a teenage were-Communist undead spy for the KGB.
I was a test-tub baby. All the other kids were in test tubes.
And I was in a three-liter Coke bottle. -- Billy Elme...
I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne

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