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• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• My next-door neighbor's little girl, 16 years old, pretty little girl--showed up just as pregnant as she could be.
  Her mama hit the ceiling. She said, "Who done it?...
• Never date a girl named "Ruby." -- Tom Wai
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• Let's oink awhile! -- Brian Wilson, singing Ruby Baby.
• I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
• Today's all-American boy eats both Mom's apple pie and the girl next door.
• I knew a girl, she was a macho man.
• I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.