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• Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes... and bring a cattle prod!
  -- Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lily...
• As you know, death is my bread and danger my butter.
  No, danger is my bread and death is my butter. No, danger is my, death is, no, no wait, sorry, death and danger are my various breads and various butters....
• Haven't you seen me somewhere before?" "I know the name, but I can't remember the face.
  -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?...
• I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers. -- Woody Allen, Sleepe
• Lascivious adulterer!" "Don't call me that again until I look it up!
  Ah, a lascivious adulterer is a man who is a lascivious adulterer!...
• Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Alle
• Showing up is 80 percent of life. -- Woody Alle
• Showing up is 80% of life. -- Woody Alle