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I want to buy some cheese...
I want to challenge my god to a duel! -- Famous Last Word
I want to do something too, with you. Uh...What? It's something you can teach me, will you?
Uh...Well, actually, there are some games I don't quite know yet....
I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE and WHEAT THINS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
-- Robert Bakker, paleontologi...
I want to find out who I am and give up letting everyone else define me. (Judith)
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller. -- Steven Wrigh
I want to go back in time - I have relatives there.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rud...
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby.

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