I Want To Get A Tattoo Of Myself On My Entire Body, Only 2" Taller. -- Steven Wrigh
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller.
-- Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
-- comedian Steven Wrigh...
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh