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I want this message corrected and on my desk at 4:00 PM.
I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
I want to be like all the other noncomformists...
I want to be Neal Bush and rob banks legally.
I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
I want to be so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
-- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch `St.
Elsewhere', won't scream, `FORGET IT, BLANCHE ......
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