I Want To Dress You Up As TALLULAH BANKHEAD And Cover You With VASELINE And WHEAT THINS.
I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with
VASELINE and WHEAT THINS..
-- Zippy the Pinhead
If you want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, be an audience.
-- Tallulah Bankhead...
.. My vaseline is RUNNING... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY.
. BACKWARDS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you.. I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
. I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...