I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me
she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for thirty-six hours.
-- Rita Rudner
she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for thirty-six hours.
-- Rita Rudner
Related:
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
Rita... - My wife--God bless her--was in labor for thirty-two hours.
And I was faithful to her the entire time. -- Jonathan... - My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore,
as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all... - Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right?
As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it,... - As ... the sovereign has no further need for my services this evening,
she suggested I might spend some time with you. What... - If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you,
I want to marry you. I want to have children ..."... - Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars?
Dealer:
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that... - I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!
Zippy the... - Juries scare me. I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people
who weren't even smart enough to get out of jury duty."
-
Monica...
