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I Want to Help: Abel N. Willi
I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints.
If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. -- George Foreman, 1990, Quoted in London Time...
I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I want to live forever. . .so far, so good.
I want to live with a synonym girl.
.. I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to reach your mind--where is it currently located?
I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to see a negative result first.
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