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• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want, but I don't have any surplus hostility to vent.
  Could you please come back at a worse time?...
• I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.
• I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!
• Ain't no time to hate--barely time to wait. Wo ho what I want to know
  where does the time go? -- Robert Hunte...
• It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
  I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.