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I'm not gay but my Boyfriend is.
I'm not gay, my husband is.
I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age.
I'm not getting older, I'm getting stranger!
I'm not getting paid much for staying alive but it's good experience.
I'm not giving him a penalty for fighting! You didn't fight back!
I'm not going bald, I'm growing a solar power collector for my love machine.
I'm not going to be anybody's puppet, particularly not my own.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
I'm not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep.
Good for him. -- J.D.Salinger -- Seymour:An Introductio...
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. -- Ernest Hemingway (1889-1961)

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