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I'm not going to get side-tracked onto a tangent.
I'm not going to make the same mistake once.
I'm not going to sit here like a spare -- like a spare lemon waiting for the squeezer.
-- Lethbridge-Stewart, THE DAEMONS...
I'm not happy, I'm cheerful. There's a difference.
A happy woman has no cares at all. A cheerful woman has cares but has learned how to deal with them....
I'm not happy until I've violated somebody's civil rights and then put them in jail.
... That ruins their day ... but it makes mine....
I'm not homo-phobic, I'm homo-cidic....
I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!
I'm not illiterate. I know what my parent's names are!
I'm not illiterate! My parents were married...
I'm not imaginary--I'm ontologically challenged

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