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I'm not different--you all are just the same. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I'm not dishonest, I'm morally different.
I'm not drunk - I'm just motorfunctionally challenged
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi
I'm not expendible, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going!... -- Avo
I'm not fat, I'm gravitationally challenged.
I'm not fat, I'm just horizontally gifted.
I'm not fat, I'm metabolically challenged!
I'm not fat, just horizontally disproportionate.
I'm not Flaming, I'm just Smoldering!
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