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I'm Not Getting Fatter ! Just Thickening With Age.
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I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age.
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But I was just getting interested!
To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch
Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I don't mind getting older. I just mind that I have aging children.
Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
Did U arrest the 85 yr old lady or just beat her up.
We just slapped her around a bit... she's getting m/t [medical treatment] right now....
Shoes are getting full of sand. I just hate that, don't you.
-- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2...