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I'm not lazy, I'm limiting my environmental impact!
I'm not like other people. You see, pain hurts me. -- Darkwing Duck
I'm not living in the real world, I'm living in a magazine. -- Blondie
I'm not loafing -- I'm just doing research on inertia.
I'm not loafing. I work so fast I'm always finished.
I'm not lost, but I don't know where I am.
I'm not lost, I'm destination deficient.
I'm not lost, I'm directionally indecisive.
I'm not lost, I'm Geographically Challenged!
I'm not lost - just misguided.
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