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I'm not lying. I'm just avoiding the truth. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive. Am I?
I'm not okay, and neither are you as far as I'm concerned. -- Jon Lewi
I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager.
I'm not old, I'm chronologically challenged.
I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
I'm not only NYR's center, I'm also a client. -- Hair Club For Men ad
I'm not only the hair club president; I'm a member!
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right!
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