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• If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
  -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• How can I tell...that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions.
  And its current conditions are not good. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• It's a mistake to try to understand machines...they only worry me.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life is wasted on the living.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", -- by Douglas Adam...