Related:

• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
• I'm not gay but my Boyfriend is.
• I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
• I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
• My husband forgot my birthday and my anniversary. I didn't feel bad.
  On the contrary. Give me a guilty husband any day....
• My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse
• Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- My own Epitaph...
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering. -- Rhonda Hansome