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I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Regina, age 10...
I'm not saying that the Ministry of Defence in London does not have the whole picture of what is going on, but they only have a partial one.
I'm not saying this woman is stupid--but when the wind blows, her forehead buckles in .
.. And my cousin, well, he wasn't too bright, I guess. Chickens teased him. -- Brett Butle...
I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed a bit.. -- Dr. Strangelove
I'm NOT schizo! Oh, yes I AM!
I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm mentally multitasking!
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted
I'm not schizophrenic. It's this guy beside me!
I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you?

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