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I'm not selling out--I'm buying in.
I'm not short and heavy, I'm just traveling near the speed of light.
I'm not shy--I'm studying my prey.
I'm not single, I'm just matrimonially challenged.
I'm not so much human as cat furniture.
I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
I'm not spoiled...I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
I'm not square, I'm "culturally challenged".
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going. -- Ker Avo
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