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I'm not overweight, I'm undertall! -- Garfield
I'm not panicking. I'm watching you panic. It's much more entertaining.
I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am. -- G Farbe
I'm not paranoid - just a student of history.
I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you that?
I'm not paranoid! Why's everyone say I'm paranoid? REALLY, I'm not!
I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
I'm not playing hard to get. I AM HARD TO GET!
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