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I'm not politically correct. I'm ideologically approved!
I'm not politically incorrect - you're ideologically sheltered.
I'm not quite dead yet, sir!
I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat...
I'm not really a lesbian -- it's a career move.
I'm not really bad. I just write messages that way.
I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.
I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself.
I'm not round. I'm an oblate spheroid.
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
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