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• I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. -- J. D. Salinger, "Catcher in the Rye
• I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity.
  The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff....
• Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
• Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
  [sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J. D. Salinge
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...