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I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do tha...
I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else.
You're right. I didn't expect you to say that. Oh, there will be others - but, the next time you feel love will be different....
I'm never late--nothing starts without me!
I'm never through with a girl until I've had her three ways. -- J. F. Kennedy
I'm new and what's all this then?
I'm new to Fido. Can't quite get a Handle ON IT! -- ML
I'm no housewife, try Domestic Engineer!
I'm no Jack Kennedy, and the old lady sure as blazes isn't Jackie, either! -- Quayle Quote
I'm no longer prepared to accept what people say and what's written in books, I must think things out for myself, and try to find my own answer.
-- Ibse...

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