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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote.
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), Journals May 1849...
Immortality is dead!
Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.
IMMORTALITY, n. A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.
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I'm most _dreadfully_ embarrased ! -- MofL
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -- Steven Wrigh
I'm much too young to feel this damned old. -- Any Time Lord.
I'm multilingual: English, French, Chinese, Drobnik.
I'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss.
I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door, She's traversed me seven times before....

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