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I'm not a pushover, believe me. I laugh at HAMLET. -- Billy Wilde
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
-- Will Rogers (1879-1935)...
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'm not a short person - I'm a tall elf.
I'm not as innocent as I look!
I'm not asking you to LIVE in sin, only to visit awhile..
I'm not a slob ... I'm organizationally challenged ...
I'm not as paranoid as you tell you everyone I am.
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