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• I'm so conservative I even press my socks...
• I wired my dryer backwards, now it spits out extra socks.
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• Satire 's my weapon, but I 'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.
• Lisa: Oh, great. I'm stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.
  [people stare at her] Shouldn't you people be grovelling?...
• Your breath and my socks, what a pair!
• I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
  She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks....
• UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!
  ! Ha ha. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose. -- S. I. Hayakawa