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I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the guitar.
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the violin.
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
I'm not alone, but then I am... -- Robin Trowe
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I'm not a mercenary--killing's more of a hobby with me
I'm not a minority. I'm an outnumbered majority!
I'm not an acronym... I'm a human being! Err... Oops.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not an airhead...I'm a cerebro-atmospheric individual.
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