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I'm not broke, I'm `finacially challenged'.
I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
I'm not Cheap - Just Frugal.
I'm not cheap, you know. Loud, but never cheap.
I'm not complaining, I never complain, I only observe and muse.
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad.
I'm not conceited, I just can't stand mortals.
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose.
.. it'll be much harder to detect. -- George Carli...
I'm not confused, just well mixed. -- Robert Fro
I'm not crazy. I just don't give a s#1
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