Related:

• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
• I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.
  It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband...
• In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories.
  But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do...
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....
• Homer: Oh, one thing I'm good at and I can't do it any more.
  Marge: Homey, you're good at lots of things. Home...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
  Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...