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I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do? Kill me?
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why?
It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it....
I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. -- Alfred Hitchcock
I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway. -- Groucho Marx?
I'm not a ghost! I'm just dimensionally challenged.
I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pedantic and that's just as good. -- D Gary Grady
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