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I'm not a crook! Nixon said resignedly.
I'm not a cultist... I just like sacrificing virgins for fun....
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
I'm NOT addicted. I just watch hockey ALL the time.
I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
I'm not a D.J., but I play one on the radio.
I'm not a doctor, although I play one on tv
I'm not a FAN--I just read the stuff
I'm not afraid. -- Famous Last Word
I'm not afraid of death. It's the make-over at the undertaker's that scares me .
.. They try to make you look as lifelike as possible, which defeats the whole purpose....

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