Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm no one's trophy!!! -- Constance Ba
I'm NOT 30... I am 20 with 10 years experience!
I'm NOT 36... I am 18 with 18 years experience!
I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
I'm not a big drinker. I just put away a lotta little ones.
I mean to say I'm not a steady drinker--'cause I shake too much....
I'm not a breast man. I'm a breast *person*. -- jwh
I'm not a cleric! They wanted me to be a cleric, but I refused.
Party needed a healer, they said. Hah!...
I'm not a complete idiot, several parts are missing!
I'm not a computer nerd...I'm a computer JOCK!
I'm not a crook; I'm "ethically challenged.

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