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I'm not an alcoholic... I run on bio-fuel...
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the net.
I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm not an MCP!! Some of my best friends are bimbos.
I'm not an opinionated jerk, I just act like that on Fido echo
I'm not anti-religion, religion's anti-me.
I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn.
I'm not a photographer. I just wear all this to lose weight.
I'm not a programmer, but I play one at work. -- Gregg Parmentie
I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.
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