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I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV.
I'm not a Sysop, but I know their "occasional" *pain*.
I'm not a sysop, I just play one on the echoes.
I'm not a System Administrator, but I play one on TV.
I'm not a tease--teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt--I make no promises at all!
I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....
I'm not a utopian--I'd settle for a world where the nice guys finish second last.
I'm not available for comment.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm not a vampire. I just eat like one.

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